I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Guys…. I missed my room way too fucking much. I don’t wanna go back. I’m only 2 and a half hours from home but it’s killing me. I should have thought this through before I decided on a college. I’m dumb.
You’re not dumb, yo, you made a good decision for your future.
But yeah, you’re gonna miss your room a butt-ton.
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. You’re mine
23. I never want to lose you